‘Sup losers. Philly Jacobs here. Now, I don’t usually play these types of games. I usually I just game on shorties down at the 7-11 or at Rape’s Bar & Lounge. I’ve got the high score in Naked Photo Hunt and that Clown slapping game.
However, I’m ready to take the plunge into this World of Warcraft world here. I hear there are lots of hot chicks ready to do stuff for gold. I got plenty of gold. Acapulco Gold. For my vaporizer. Which was totally a present. Not stolen.